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In other news: Apparently there are no piano tuners in China.

Hee! Too funny. :o)

“Sorry about that, just ain’t trying to get shot out here tonight. Back to you.”

God DAMN it.

Right? I can’t even stay that focused during an eye exam!

Love the kick drum on this one - sounds like he’s taking a baseball bat to the side of a 1974 Econoline. Presumably. <ahem>

Mike Lawler on the infamous keytar, heh.

Whoo! Great stuff.

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Yay! Stuck-in-head songs are so random - it’s not so bad when it’s something you like, and not some stupid commercial jingle etc.

Jesus - and I thought my life was complicated.

This is a great tune by the Rev. I just saw an interesting suggestion on this clip in the YouTube comments: Try clicking the Settings gear and increasing the Speed to 1.25. It takes you right to Rockabilly City, man! Kinda cool. (Plus, the drummer looks like Animal from the Muppets, heh.)

Hahahaha!!!

Let me introduce you to my ex-wife! Hi-yo!!

“...So let’s see, you are rockin’ that deep dark look girl, so you’re definitely a “winter.” Let me show you some of our fetch new products OUCH! AGGHH!!! OH MY GOD ARE THOSE MY INTESTINES?! AAAGGGHHH!!!Etc etc...

“Hey, just me, how ya doin’ today. Listen, can I borrow a pair of needle-nose pliers or something to take these fucking tags off my ears?”

This needs exactly one more star. No more, no less.