Wow, good on ya. You may already know this, but you’re actually playing a more difficult instrument than the one the Beach Boys used, which was called an Electro-Theremin. You can see it in this video:

My dog would be halfway across the field before he realized I missed the ball AGAIN because I can’t even fucking fungo. I am useless. Shit, I don’t even have a dog.

The girl with the pink purse on the far left of that 2nd GIF just made my whole day.

The referee was heard to reply, “Yes, my mother, she sells seashells by the seashore. How is this relevant?”

I want a roll for my hot dog. :o)

Picture the tiny, ridiculous car below, but with a 200-watt stereo (12" sub box in the hatch), windows down, blasting the Electric CD loud as fuck. That was me in 1987. :o)

Hee! Very much this one also I liked.

Have I been such a fool? Of course I have.

Gotta keep-a runnin’

That was thoroughly enjoyable in every single way.

Good Lord. Dunno how many of you have ever tried to actually play one of these things, but - what we’re seeing and hearing above is pretty much impossible. The music may be a bit pedestrian, but her virtuosity is undeniable.

Goes down smooth, heh! Speaking of Stevie, I was just digging Innervisions in the car today. Made the trip to the dentist a whole lot less miserable.

Wow - that sounds like one tough kid. Heartfelt hopes for you and yours. And if anyone could put a fun spin on a hospital stay, it would be the Mats, heh.

Yay! Time for a new projector!

Yay! Time for a new projector!

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Of course!

Jesus - that sums things up all too well. Source?

“Lassie! What’s wrong, girl? Timmy’s punk band fell down the well?”

That first Zeppelin album was straight-up fucking scary. Even hearing it on my sister’s crappy little mono record player, it was jaw-dropping.

Beauty can be sad.