Wheee! Dogs know how to do happy.

“I would hate to think of a world without the anal sphincter.”

See above (key words circled):

Jesus God this fucking OGRE is our fucking PRESIDENT now what the holy fuck is happening I can’t fucking process this.

Gonna have to be vanilla bean yogurt with apricot halves for me. Too lazy to go to the store.

Yes! This. Watch what she does and not what she says, sure, but that soothing, cloying voice speaks volumes.

I’m listening to Steely Dan’s “Gaucho” album right now, partly because it’s an old fave, but tonight mostly because of that hat.

Is this where they got the idea for last night’s Family Guy, where Peter got stuck in his food truck?

It’s good to have a hobby.

Unfortunately there are several members of the Senate Judiciary Committee who would read the above as a letter of recommendation.

I live in a flyover state, and sometimes I try to picture Bugs cutting us loose like this, because god knows we deserve it from time to time. But it wouldn’t work; we’d just edge out into the Mississippi and bang right into Illinois. Maybe Marvin the Martian could come up with something for us.

w-Wow !! Thanks for this. I once knew a local woman with pretty much the exact same appearance, social standing and attitude. She was a such a badass, it was a bit of a surprise when she died. Like we all figured she’d give the Grim Reaper one of those, and he’d just mumble an apology and slink right back out the…

Yes! I like Joy a lot too. She’s smart, rational, and assertive. A lot of the other talking heads out there could learn a few things from her, including many of her seniors.

One (more) potentially really shitty aspect of this story is all the others who were given the axe along with this guy, possibly just to prevent any appearance that he was being singled out. This is a plausible scenario to me, given the current pack of hyenas in charge. (No disrespect to actual hyenas.)

So, does anyone else have trouble seeing images like this right-side-out? What I mean is, I thought that iris condition at top was a canyon, not a protrusion, until I read the article; then I had to stare at the damn thing and concentrate before I could see it as an outie and not an innie. I have the same trouble with…

There will only ever be one Bill Evans.

GOOD GOD A’MIGHTY

“...the bottle of wine
from coach. I just can’t get it”
This explains so much.