If a ballplayer goes 5 for 5 with 4 homers and 10 runs batted in while wearing camouflage making it impossible for both the opposition and the crowd in attendance to see him did it really happen?

This has got to really piss Brandon Phillips off.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

Those are two of the greatest hitters of all time. You’re not really making a strong case that Jeter wasn’t a great hitter. He was just on TV during the playoffs more than those two guys. Which is why Yankees fans think he’s Babe Ruth, because 90% of that fan base only watches the playoffs.

I have a theory regarding Jeter, and I say it as a Yankee fan. He presented himself as the ultimate milquetoast player to everyone. This allowed everyone to paint their own narrative about what they thought he was, and who exactly he was. It had the effect of being a blank slate for people to superimpose their own…

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Where’s all that”winning” Trump promised us?

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Still The Man.

Or destroying a Rush cover.

From the title, I was really hoping this was a story about a band destroying a town in Florida.

He could always just tattoo the Gold Medal around his neck.

#BadTake

I was getting concerned that it had been over 24 hours since Deadspin’s last “that’s not how an elbow works... oh my gaawwwddd!” video

How on earth is Aces or Outlaws not being used?!

This is awful news. John Saunders was great at his job.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the pool...

Only Philly would need elected officials who would actually make statements with actual reason in their response to dumpster-pools. Every other city would just go, “Gross.” and wait for the trend to stop after the participants succumb to leopidopteritis of the anal cavity, but Philly knows that no disease stops the…