“...THAAD, is installed at a golf course in Seongju...”

If a ballplayer goes 5 for 5 with 4 homers and 10 runs batted in while wearing camouflage making it impossible for both the opposition and the crowd in attendance to see him did it really happen?

This has got to really piss Brandon Phillips off.

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

Those are two of the greatest hitters of all time. You’re not really making a strong case that Jeter wasn’t a great hitter. He was just on TV during the playoffs more than those two guys. Which is why Yankees fans think he’s Babe Ruth, because 90% of that fan base only watches the playoffs.

I have a theory regarding Jeter, and I say it as a Yankee fan. He presented himself as the ultimate milquetoast player to everyone. This allowed everyone to paint their own narrative about what they thought he was, and who exactly he was. It had the effect of being a blank slate for people to superimpose their own…

Wow, this guy just can’t stop killing people. 

Unfortunately, the technically do have the legal right, it’s there in the tiny print of an airline ticket. It was an incredibly stupid strategy as everyone has observed. It was a valid protest by this customer that may prompt an overdue review of passenger rights with regard to the airlines ability to overbook…

Where’s all that”winning” Trump promised us?

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Most species have an aversion to killing and eating their own kind. There are exceptions, like guinea pigs, but for the most part, its a pretty innate aversion. (I’m not including eating carrion, which many species will do if pressed.)

Listen internships are really competitive and you need a way to make yourself stand out.

Still The Man.

I feel some of the responsibility for this as well. I mean, I'm watching it.

Or destroying a Rush cover.

From the title, I was really hoping this was a story about a band destroying a town in Florida.

He could always just tattoo the Gold Medal around his neck.

#BadTake

I was getting concerned that it had been over 24 hours since Deadspin’s last “that’s not how an elbow works... oh my gaawwwddd!” video

How on earth is Aces or Outlaws not being used?!