...but teachers should only be 21-year-old Harvard kids who want to teach for two years!

Sorry guys, but nothing will top Philips Arena’s ring of honor.

From left to right, this is:

3 WNBA conference title banners (0 championships)
A Widespread Panic 20 consecutive sellouts banner
A “World’s First LEED Certified NBA Arena” banner

If you thought this couldn’t be topped, you’d be wrong.

They were Western Conference Finalists. How is that not worthy of a banner?

There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.

He didn’t care enough to watch the NHL awards? I guess he is a real hockey fan.

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

Heavy Testicle Parking Lot

I saw Testicular Contusion open for Megadeth at the Civic Arena in 1988.

I always thought it was the guy who cheap-shotted other dudes in the nuts who was the bitch.

The parts are smaller, thus cheaper. Duh.