I’m with you on the every now and then—my point had more to do with the post about kicking to the curb an entire segment of books that a large number of kids usually respond well to based upon adult preferences only.

So last night while drinking too much and checking in on Drew for probably the 25th time that day, I decided to sketch a loving tribute. I use the term “sketch” loosely because I basically just ripped off (and for a good chunk of it I downright traced) the Death of Superman comic book cover. I don’t really understand…

I said that Watchmen was the 300-page equivalent of a sixth-form poem.

I don’t do Elf on the Shelf because I think it’s stupid and a little creepy. I think things like the Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, and Elf on the Shelf detract from Santa. I can see how Santa is somewhat believable for a child up to a certain age. I’d say if your child hits their 6th birthday without questioning a giant…

Merry fucking Christmas Thielen!! Joy to you and all your motherfucking family!!

Jesus Christ

Well, that’s Life.

“At some point in your life, probably several points, you’ve discussed how much money you would have to be paid in order to do something painful or humiliating.”

She already addressed this on IG yesterday and said they’ll be going up to size 40 very soon. Can we find something else to be enraged about?

Seems like this intentionally left off so the author had a post she could make.

The author of that story (I read it last week) was on a solipsistic rumination about himself and what he perceived as his role in destroying a business he loved.

Physician here. False. 

TFA > TLJ

I was perfect for this except I don’t know what a sentence is,

7: A coherent script written in its entirety by writers not making a hodge-podge of different, unfinished elements only meant to nostalgia pander or subvert expectations.

Funny you say that !!!  I totally get it !  

I am now picturing Samer pitching this story in the Deadspin Slack, getting zero positive responses, and publishing it anyway

A couple tricky sodas: Barq’s in the Coke Freestyle machines is labelled as caffeine-free. They also claim it’s caffeine free in Utah.  At this point I don’t trust that someone hooks up the right syrup container to risk it.  Also, Sunkist Orange Soda contains caffeine, which is totally unexpected.

You are the perfect man. Protective, but not infantilizing, tough, but not barbaric, humble but not meek.