“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

I read this exact same advice in Goop, except it was paprika instead of salt, oat milk instead of beer, pouring it on your clit instead of drinking it, and instead of changing your life in the abstract it eliminated the discomfort of menopause.

This is where the weirdo Hydrox lovers come out of the woodwork to explain why they’re better. They’re not. Hydrox is to Gobots as Oreos is to Transformers. First but inferior. It’s just science.

The practice thing came up again the coaches meeting. Is there something the browns do differently to manage injuries? Does it work? I know they suck, but I haven’t had a Cleveland brown on my fantasy team since Braylon Edwards - before his career was ruined by the emotional scarring caused by having to sit that close…

I hear you, and for me I relish the few chances I get to either be home by myself or be out with just my friends and not as a couple. My wife feels similarly and we do plenty of things as a couple alone or in groups.

I have never understood this. I tend to be with homebodies, so if my SO wants to go out with friends, I’m practically doing a happy dance. I can watch movies he hates on the TV! I can cook that thing he dislikes the smell of so I never make it! ALL OF THE ECHOS SHALL PLAY MY MUSIC! 

Haha, but for real- I too would be seething with rage ten years later.  Godparents or no godparents.  

Don’t bring your girlfriends to a bachelor party either like my two brothers did to mine. It was barely a bachelor party anyway, just some bar hopping and Top Golf after the rehearsal dinner.

The Rogue and Wraith squadron books were some of the best (and funniest!) writing in the old EU. What I wouldn’t give for a TV adaptation of them.

I have been playing this game since BEFORE it launched in November of 2004. My husband had a beta account for the original game and I created a character on his account. When the game launched, he bought me a Collectors Edition of it as a birthday present.
My very first character was a human priest, because my…

You can always tell the people who picked up their Looney Tunes fandom from boardwalk t-shirts circa 1995.

What about the voting outcomes themselves? Results from Georgia in 2012 look remarkably similar to those in 2016. There are slightly more voters, with higher Democratic turnout and very slightly higher Republican turnout, both of which would be consistent with that election. Furthermore, the Russians’ sophistication…

That’s weird.  Your map shows current voting machines in Washington State, yet Washington State went to all mail-in ballots years ago. In fact your map even show the area in which I vote has new machines and I’ve been all mail-in for at least 10 years.

The only logical explanation that could possibly explain why Russians did not change votes in Georgia is to somehow believe an international cabal of hackers got into the system, found instructions, voter registrations and passwords to voting machines and yet somehow decided not to do it, just because.

because later in the day he wrote

Referring to the Russians as “the Soviets,” repeatedly, is a pretty good indicator that he has no idea what he’s talking about.

I see you omitted the fact that this (super mild Twitter beef) was all started by your best friends over at Barstool.

Leaving out the Big Cat tweet that started the whole thing? Can’t say I’m shocked.

Typically the sources support the point...here....not so much. I stopped checking sources half way through this piece because they just don’t support what the author is saying. They make vague references to some of the same things but just don’t really support the article.

Come on Deadspin....show us who CJ was replying too. Do it. Its not like you all havn’t done multiple smear articles about the guy he was talking too, and now want to use the story he is helping further to get readers. Oh wait...