Yes, hugfart, I’m the one who’s easily offended.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

I would also love for someone better than Cuomo to come along. Oh, and by the way, there could be someone better. Do you know who else is running? Terry Gipson, a former state senator. Increased funding for state parks and the environmental protection fund. Also increased funding for grants for job-creating…

I’ll take political insider over political incompetent. Nixon isn’t running for mayor of a medium-sized town, or comptroller, or a spot on the NYC council. She is *entirely* unqualified for this and the fact that she’s running for governor shows how unqualified she is. This isn’t a young Democrat with a long-term plan…

The Legion of Boom’s realization that they won’t call holding if you do it on every single play might be the greatest football innovation since the forward pass.

Wow, I am fascinated by how deeply I want to punch this movie in the face. And I am the target audience — middle aged white lady mom of a couple kids! From the minute that door opened to a wide-eyed ingenue who just wants to listen to me closely, hold my baby, and not fuck my husband or steal my xanax, I want to punch…

lol, you’re cute. what do you expect your sons reaction to be when porn is brought up around his parents? “noooo dont take away my porn i fucking love that shit!!” Every teen is gonna walk that line same as your son, when porn is brought up around your parents, you just want the subject changed ASAP, so you just shrug…

Some restaurant owners will even deduct credit card processing fees (usually around 2-3 percent) from a server’s tips, so a nice 18 percent tip ends up somewhere around a mediocre 15 percent tip in my pocket.

Zombies are for boys. Vampires are for girls. Duh.

you mean the bob competition?

That’s what I suspected. For you guys who suggest “violent revolution,” it’s not really about oligarchs, or lobbying/political power in the hands of the .0001%, is it? Rather, it’s about punishing anyone who’s eking out a better life than you.

Is AIDS worse than cancer?

The saddest super power of all, is being able to spot posts by kids raised without a dad.

I don’t know. I do this all the time. Sure some people think it’s weird but I guess not everyone is a dog person.

Earth, 500 Million years from now, the land is a desolate hellscape sparsely populated by nomadic tribes. A precocious child approaches an elderly member of her tribe...

Come at me, but this “emotional support animal” is bullshit. If you need help with flight anxiety, take a tranquilizer or booze, like a normal sane person. Animals - no exceptions, dogs, cats, whatever! - have no business inside a passengers cabin.

Outside of Felger, 98.5 isn’t bad.

So instead of just punishing the Indians for the use of the racist logo, you’re going to punish everyone by making them go to Cleveland for the all star game??

Ok.

I’ve been going to pats games for almost 30 years. I know I’ve been spoiled by their continued success throughout my adult years (definitely paid my, “sad cause my favorite team sucks dues” all through my childhood!), but I still cheer for them to be in the mix for the super bowl every year! All that said, I wouldn’t…