My son is also named Bort.

For some reason, I’m more inclined to listen to the football experience of someone who played at a recreational level with friends over a D-III player.

Okay but the Packers cut him instead of placing him on IR, despite his assertions that they knew about his shoulder injury when they signed him. So they were using their much more powerful leverage as a gigantic franchise to try and keep their employee from getting proper compensation. That’s like if you tell your…

Let’s say Irsay invests in a better line, though. It’s just gonna get snorted up right quick.

“a very regrettable dispute between two neighbors over a matter that most people would regard as trivial,”

This is what I do at parties.

It’s a good song with a great hook though.

Big mistake by Irvin. Any fool can see that Smith is the kind of man who puts plaid to his critics.

I would agree, though I’m not sure they’re expecting anyone outside of PMT’s core audience to watch the show. It seems like this is more of a “hey we want in on your audience” move rather than exposing the PMT guys to a new audience (especially considering the timeslot.)

Spoiler alert: parents arnt posting pictures of their kids for the benefits of their salty childless friends, its for the grand parents and other family who may live far away.

“Greater than/less than” symbols beyond the education level of your average Stoolie, to the surprise of nobody.

Wait, do you frequently have parents, unprompted, telling you how old their kids are in months? If a friend asks me how old my daughter is I’m going to say 14 months, mostly out of habit because most of the time I’m giving her age it is to someone that measurement means something. If I happen to burden a friend…

He tried to get Jurgen fired in 2013 for clearing out his dead weight buddies. He quit in a snit to find himself. Then he comes back, can’t play 90 anymore but still plants stories in the press saying Jurgen is making it personal by not building the team around his washed up ass. He was a locker room cancer.

AP was a terrible fit for the Saints, who primarily run plays out of the shotgun—which AP is terrible at. AP’s not a great pass blocker or pass catcher, so he’s best used as a decoy in playaction, and the Saints run some of the least play action in the league... because they are some of the most pass happy offenses in…

Peterson has said that there are no hard feelings. In fact, the Saints extended an olive branch that he subsequently beat his child with.

I bet you’re lots of fun at parties.

IIRC her brother was Kevin’s biological father, so technically, she’s his aunt.

Sister. And love interest.

Man, between this and the players asking for a social justice month, I bet the Ginger Hammer is going to be pounding the white zin tonight. After it breathes a little of course, he’s not an animal.