I would be more concerned about the fact that "pot de vin" means bribe in french.

Being dumpy makes you bad at all the things.

"My GOD, this Easter egg changes EVERYTHING!"

We have a big project board here at our office and whatever team manages it has a line for "Workplace Violence Program." I like to imagine that one of the random locked doors along the hall is actually a covert training facility for ninjas or something.

Because nothing screams Aryan like a Middle-Eastern Jew.

These stories pretty much reinforce everything I remember about serving: older women are the worst fucking customers on the planet.

I think you need to check your taco privilege, my friend.

That's literally the saddest taco to ever exist.

I never knew llamas sproinged!

Wulp, if you need a pee break in a 6 second video...then...

I WOULD LIKE MORE ANIMALS SET TO MUSIC

"I don't want to be that person who can't get on a plane alone and take my daughter to Paris"

YES. That's exactly what I was picturing. Shudder.

Their religion might be zany, but that's some dexterous braid work!

They look like trilobites! Tell me I'm not wrong.

Couldn't help but picture one of these women.

In general, the acting on this show is so terrible that I can't believe it's still on. It's like watching a high school play on screen. Not to mention that every joke is sey up on a tee ball tee.

They couldn't even get the model to commit to it, since that's some of the most egregious photoshop I've seen today this side of Beyonce. They have to be trolling.