"No doesn't mean no; it means wait and try again." - creepers everywhere

From what I understand, it's just hard-wired into their brains.

"The kids say I'm naive." Ya think?

Team Bunny

Ooooh, that sounds cool.

I'm concerned about the water/mess factor harming it. Would there be a way to "seal" it that wouldn't be too fugly?

I love the dress flounces!

I looked into this, and to be eligible you have to have POUNDS of skin/tissue removed.

That's because your family is not garbage and behaves like decent human beings with feelings.

But her hair looks GLORIOUS.

Mormons have to wear special undergarments, so there would be none of this going on!

His hair reminds me of this burnout in high school who just never bathed.

Good luck keeping off the bottle. Work those steps!

Brushing it would make it look as if he's trying, and we can't have that.

"Finish" looks like he should be in The Walking Dead.

Who is that woman she tackled?

I want to do this so much, but there's no way I can do that on my own head backwards in a mirror.

The alpacas I've seen are all snobby, prancing around like they own the place. They're little delicate snowflakes with dainty feet and they know in their hearts that they're better than you.

That right there is a filbert.

I want to hug them and kiss them and name them George!