This is correct, according to my wife’s son.

Beta Dads

republicans in 2002: EXPORT DEMOCRACY EVERYWHERE

Warriors fans have been taking to calling him Big Yam, since he looks like yam.

Counterpoint:

Denmark in 1992 might be even better. They weren’t even supposed to be in the tournament until Yugoslavia got all warry.

Actually, they had to win 22 games and draw 11, resulting in a point total that exceeds any other football club in the English Premier League.

You bastard....I saw this coming a mile away and I still laughed. Well played.

This is Leicester we’re talking about here; was there any doubt that their championship finish was going to come on anything other than a fucking Thai?

its very like “look at this marvelous chihuahua who’s learned to talk”

“He stresses that his family members were legal immigrants.”

Well I’ll be damned.

In Soviet Russia, joke laughs at you!

Ausgezeichnet!

Here’s for Berman:

Er ist ein große Wikinger Fußball Empfänger...

If the Vikings are able to field an ACTUAL Viking, the Bears should be able to field an actual Bear.

“TJ McConnell”: Please admit me to your area. I play for the 76ers

The funny part is that the worker DID recognize McConnell and that there isn’t normally a cover charge.