When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

If there is a bad Ambrose Bierce joke, then I haven’t heard it.

“Dwyane, Chris, Melo, we did it! We won the championship, and we did it all together! This is everything I had dream—”

“Miss Jackson, if you’re namaste”

...good for blowing your load AND loading your blow.

Lindsay Graham, though ever the belle of the ball, is an extremely dangerous radical and I hope this latest junket doesn’t convince people otherwise.

You know, I thought there were a surprising amount of African proverbs about wanting to bang Walt Whitman.

The problem with all of these is that they are actually Oscar Wilde quotes.

Not that I was able to block this out, but now I can’t even try? Bullshit.

“Chop blocks illegal? Whew, I thought they said pork chops." — Andy Reid

“There. NOW, this sport that pays millions of dollars to 320 pound supermen to run full speed at each other in an attempt to stop the other, will finally be safe.
We’ve done it!”

Is nobody going to mention that the original gif in this thread is of Michael Jordan?! I don’t even think Ovdanyakad realizes it wasn’t Shaq.

Sexually propositioning a woman and her mom at a stoplight?

Yeah... a fabulous strike, but “flat out crushes”? We were just starting to forget about bicycle-gate, billy.

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

God damn Puritans. They caused sooooo many of our national hang ups .

The cocaine flowed like wine.

Limousine and Chauffeur Show in Atlantic City in 1988.

How is Rabbies Formed?

I always find it weird how in double team porns the woman will be sucking both guys at the same time and then she’ll like rub their tips together. Who does that appeal to?