This not-at-all-ridiculous-sounding incident definitely happened, that sultry nanny is for sure both real and quite horny, and furthermore why aren’t we all capitalizing Blogger to give it the gravitas it deserves, hmm

That's at least a 7.2. Not sure what the 40 time was.

Plush 1

and what’s the point of language if not to efficiently convey meaning?

Haha, I guess. I just think the whole “blogger in their mom’s basement/isn’t a real job/you’re never going to amount to anything because you’re just a blogger” reply is soooo tired.

Woah dude - weirdly hostile.

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

but even that small chance of success gives him a leg up

That was my initial thought, but I’m thinking maybe it’s more that he shouldn’t have let it happen. It looks like he egged it on.

Umm, what the hell does he have to apologize for? I’m pretty sure this is the best any NFL player has ever reacted (on video) to a violent situation. They should show this at the Rookie Symposium in the “right way” category. By attempting to stop or break this up he would have put himself in a much worse situation. Is…

+1 tender hug from Oliver Kahn

Yet Curt Schilling gets fired for giving a history and math lesson at the same time.

let’s get back untracked here. we know for all intensive porpoises what he was trying to say.

It’s a finger of speech.

Tomato, Ta-mah-to.

“In college, I was up under this microscope everywhere I went.”

In college, I could try to do that, and no matter what, it would mean something, but everyone just wanted something from me. Give me that, Jameis, gimme, gimme, gimme.

HA! Twitter tough guy: “I’m coming for you all if we lose.”

BOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo