The only other player that would shoot THAT egregiously would be Kobe. Wait...this happened in Colorado?

God the Clippers are awesome

Deadspin didn't write the original article, but crack reporting work buddy

I appreciate your opinion—I know you two have some history, but I think he's hilarious.

Thoughts on Gregg Easterbrook? Please note that Drew has by far the best take on him ever, perfectly spot on.

Tebow > TMQ

Clearly the unnamed former employee is Heisenberg.

The Red Sox suck, the Patriots didn't win again, and Affleck hasn't produced a movie in a couple months. What ELSE did you expect the Boston media to write about?

Check the back of Petrino's motorcycle

Damn. I already miss the old retarded looking Jaguar.

Whatever you do after you escape prison, don't contact Ray Liotta. He's a fuckin rat.

This proves even NFL players will do anything for cheaper drinks in Vegas