I’d have to get new friends! I’d have to get orgy friends! And weirdo lighting!

I feel like there should be something about setting up the “rules” or “boundaries” within the sex acts as well. One partner may be cool with a threesome so long as their SO doesn’t kiss the extra person or maybe the only kind of penetration with the extra person is oral.

Great article full of great advice. You really can’t stress the honesty part enough. Being completely open and honest made the process pretty painless for me and my wife. We even moved into a more open style of marriage and we’ve been dating a woman for almost 2 years now.

I’ve moved past threesomes. I’m now into foursomes. If someone backs out, then you’ve still got a threesome. If two people back out, you’re still having sex.

I spent years wasting time trying to organize threesomes, until my current partner and I started sleeping with other couples. Now threesomes? Forget it. So much drama, so much planning, so much handholding, and someone always feels annoyed or left out. As long as you’re the kind of dude who isn’t freaked out by being…

Seinfeld remains the definitive menage tutorial.

Chris Christie: half human, half Weeble Wobble. I hope I’m not the only one old enough to remember those.

I’d expand it past that. If someone has different opinions, it’s acceptable to belittle them for any traits unrelated to that opinion.

No no no! We’re supposed to think fat people are bad, not that girls are bad!

Maybe in his mind he still looks like this.

As a female fastpitch softball player... no, he does not play ball like a girl. We’d wipe the floor with his fat ass. He plays ball like a drunk jackass.

WHAT???

Did you know in the Nursery Rhyme “Humpty Dumpty” it never anywhere refers to Humpty Dumpty as an Egg.

Thank you! I really appreciate the encouragement. It’s hard to talk to anyone about this because some people FREAK out when I tell them I want to diet. Yeah, I get it - I might not be overweight or need to lose weight in your eyes, but you’re not the one who has this body! Also, I’m an amputee so it’s SUPER important…

The most impressive part was watching Christie turn a 42-54-62 double play.

Look, I find the fat jokes about Christie to be pretty damn distasteful at times...but jesus, get a better-fitting uniform, dude.

This list is invalid. Too much science and no-one gets hit by a bus.