Please describe scenarios (other than chewing gum in hair, which this obviously wasn’t) where drastically chopping off the kid’s hair in a garage might have been “perfectly reasonable”. Really, I’m fascinated to hear.

I love J.R. and I get that this article’s supposed to be just about basketball, but it’s kinda surprising you guys haven’t called him out for referring to Caitlyn Jenner as a science experiment.

I live out by Leominster, and I take offense.

If baseball teams had enforcers like hockey, say Chuck Liddell in his prime, who only left the bench to brawl, would pitchers instantly stop beaning guys?

Can we please just take a second to establish that all this outrage is over a damn ESPY? You could get a more valuable prize out of the claw machine in your local movie theatre.

This is partially the difference between the people that actually come to Deadspin and read the story and the people that just see it on their friend’s Facebook timeline and leave some dumb comment, but since we spend a lot more time in Kinja than on FB, it’s much easier to control the comments here. I’ve nuked the…

This. So much this.

Why would Galloway get the award anyway? He has no connection to sports whereas Jenner is one of the greatest athletes of all time who showed an immense amount of courage over the past year or so. Just rewarding injured veterans with awards that they don’t fit the criteria for seems pretty demeaning. It’s like saying…

“Just what kind of courage is Jenner showing?” said the angry pitchfork-wielding mob that scorned and hated a person for revealing her true identity.

Real courage is sitting through an entire ESPYS broadcast.

I can’t wait for ESPN to win next year’s Arthur Ash courage award for awarding this year’s award to Bruce Jenner

Martha can do what the hell she wants with anyone she wants. I want to see her being high, it should be very entertaining.

“The Gloves Are Off” is Antonio Cromartie’s official slogan regarding birth control.

It’s fitting that the background music is from the movie inception. I’ve watched both this statement and that movie several times and can’t figure out what the fuck anyone is talking about in either...

Lots of people still love him, but he doesn’t love himself

Telemundo is NBC Spanish language.

Land at Dulles after week out of town, discover that WHFS has become El Sol in your absence.

You fucking bastard. There is not one single mention of Homeowners Associations on this entire goddamn list.

Dan Snyder seen dropping by your house.

I would imagine people at espn and particularly Fox as well. The 2026 deal Fox signed has been fishy since day 1.