Exactly!!! “Hey, AskMen.com, how do you deal with a woman who has issues because her dad withheld his love and neglected her emotionally?" “Why, you withhold your love and neglect her emotionally. Duh.”

She’s going to be in for a surprise when she asks the local Rabbi about converting for the food

Those sound like deep, meaningful reasons to convert to Judaism.

Enjoy your racial purity

So Mitt’s binders finally came in handy?

Which is how a republican will win again. Democracy!

You don't like clowns?

My mom is mentally ill, and did a lot of damage to me because she wasn’t treated until she was almost sixty (I’m still not sure she ever got the correct treatment, but whatever). But I find that I’m angrier at the members of my family who knew the things that went on and did absolutely nothing to help me when I was…

My mom tried to run me over with her car at Christmas and I have only spoken to her once since then. And somehow I feel like the piece of shit in this whole situation.

If some ‘ran’do kissed me out of the blue I would not think it was silly or spontaneous.

Boostier

What is will making the officer’s name public do other than put him and his family in danger? He screwed up and has since done the right thing and resigned. Does he deserve to receive death threats? Should his family feel unsafe because of this? I hope the answer to this for anyone reading is no.

a fee grows in brooklyn

Probably a more proportional response.

They could have still just unfollowed...

Dollars to doughnuts people did try to tell her nicely.

I’ve had this for years. Finally!

If Hillary is the Democratic nominee, people better vote for her. I don’t care if you disagree with some of her policies. We all do. But don’t not vote, or vote for a third party candidate in protest. That would pretty much guarantee a Republican victory, a two-term presidency, and Republican-appointed Supreme Court…

If like me, you think she’s the best of a bad bargain, suck it up and vote for her. Thank you. We have a Supreme Court to think about.

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