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I’m gonna post this again. In the mid-west we have so many Nintendo Switches around that I’m seriously confused where there have been shortages. Like baffled.

How dare they appropriate those poor kekistani’s culture!?

I’m so confused as to why people can’t find a Switch. My brother was able to get one by walking into our local Meijer day one. My sister was able to get one like 2 months after launch. I was just at a gamestop that had them in stock. What are you guys doing wrong?

Ah yeah. If I wasn’t broke this week I’d pick up the core rule book.

Socom 4 and Killzone HD if I can get to it. Maybe Wario Land 3 if I want to get weird with it. I’m at game 34 out of the 52 I want to beat this year at least. I’m in the PS3 section of my pile of shame.

The gratuitus humping is what makes it the best.

I don’t think Oak is Ash’s dad. Ash’s dad died in the war. I think Oak is that father figure that dates your mom quietly after your dad dies. While sad, I’m okay with that.

I’ve come back from the abyss of the 9-5 job to post on this singular topic. It has a touch screen. Touch screens have made Nintendo more money than motion controls did. It has 3ish hours of battery life in optimal settings. The damn thing has a vent on the top. The Razer Edge... errrr The Nintendo Switch may push 6

Man an updated Vita with HDR10 would be amazballs right about now. I don’t know if anybody makes a 1080p HDR10 panel right now either. A man-bear-pig can dream!

Why are they so quiet? Like I thought my sound system was on the fritz. (This freaks me out because I absolutely can not afford to replace my A40's)

I laugh at the stacking but seriously this thing only has two major flaws.

Unless the player is nothing but a pro Ganondorf player, there is no reason on sticking with melee. Now I’m hard pressed to play 4 because of the game not having Snake. Venom Snake in 4 would have been amazing.

BURN! I loved the Daily Show line. Her timing was a bit off but hey I liked it.

I’ll agree that men have a wide range of male body images thingys in games when I see this guy as the hero of a Call of Duty:

It’s not a bad attempt at all. Better than I could of done. That said, this thing needs some serious work. The double loop-da-loop took me 5 minutes because looking to the left or the right moves sonic to the left or right. Some spots its a god send, others it’s a total kill joy.

They probably don’t work. Maybe in a latter patch.

Metroid: Life’s a Beach...

I had a PSP GO for about 2 years. I loved that damn little thing. More comfortable to hold, better battery life, and it was so damn portable. I was digital only on my PSP1000 anyway so the jump was a no brainer. I kept the PSP1000 until it died because it was a sweet emulator machine.