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I’m fully planning to get the book at the library and reading it very prominently at my favorite bar to pick up dudes. Can’t Kindle that shit. The cover is pure gold.

Insurance companies are just horrible when it comes to anything breast related.

Whoopi’s living the dream. Gets to be paid millions to go work for a couple hours a day and shout random nonsense and then go home and smoke weed.

That looks absolutely miserable. Back in my college days, when I was a complete dummy, I might have thought trying to attend something like that or Time Square on NYE would be fun. Now I do not. I hate crowds so much, it does not matter what the show is. I am done with concerts and sporting events.

its her shtick, talking about booze a lot, otherwise she is not funny. Sometimes she reminds of SNL Drunk girl at the party, you wish you haven’t started conversation with.

I couldn’t stand AC Slater

Preach. He owes her his life. He probably would’ve been long dead by now if it weren’t for her.

Cosby Show ended in 92 and That’s So Raven debuted in 2003. Don’t declare yourself anything of the 90s, Ravegirl.

I live in DC, a pretty damn expensive city, and my local gym (which has a pool and an indoor track) is only $160 per YEAR for county residents. ClassPass can go eat a bag of dicks.

NYE 1999 belonged to him.

I’m sorry if I’m going to hell for this.

I’m a Mad Dogg spinning instructor. I hate the whole concept of soulcycle. The RPM limits (80-110 flat road, 60-80 hills) are there for a reason. too little resistance (with higher RPMs) or too much resistance (unable to stay above 60) both can cause joint problems (hip, knee, ankle). Plus, that bullshit about doing

I’ve never been to a SoulCycle class, but I do cycling classes at my gym several times a week. We spend a lot of time going over proper fit of the bike, technique, posture, etc., because you don’t want to single out the “new” people every class, and it’s easier just to refresh everyone and hope the new folks

Funny Kevin Hart Day isn’t December 21 because that is the shortest day of the year! Ohh middle school burn!!!

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

I’m all for boycotting award shows, especially by someone as high profile as Lee, but why did he capitalize all those words?

Tubbs is the best!!!!! For one, he’s freaking funny to look at sitting there all fat and satisfied. But, seriously, as other people mentioned, he is VERY generous with his fish giving if you just leave him be!

Tubbs rules! I don’t care if he’s a pig, he’s my favorite.