Dude, Wisconsin is obviously less smart than Hillary Clinton.

I know this is breaking news to TheSlot commenters like yourself: Hillary Rodham Clinton may know more about politics than you do. 

Those four women are not “under a bus.”

Hillary didn’t! In the podcast, she described her, but assiduously did not name her!!! It was really cutting, but now, the blogs are collapsing her careful artistry!

Was Jill Stein ever a contender?

Ummm... Tulsi Gabbard is upset because Hillary Clinton called her out as the 3rd party candidate that Russia is groominga about a half-hour into a truly epic podcast that I have now re-listened two nine times.

I sometimes worry that if I described the intermittently rewarding shadow career I’ve led as a Jez commenter for ten years on LinkedIn, it would say:

I sometimes worry that if I described the intermittently rewarding shadow career I’ve led as a Jez commenter for ten years on LinkedIn, it would say:

Biden has applied for this job two times, and twice failed.

I am that witch.

Sing it sister. I am the one woman in my nuclear family who has not been raped. Happy thing, right? Nope! It creates the worst kind of mom-thinking.

It’s good, if you can get it.

Or she loves men who are dead ringer for karli?

Also, he’s a wife-beater...

He reminds me of Devon Sawa in “Now and Then” and “Casper:” a lovely, pensive, really hot boy/girl who I could lust after as a child while remaining threatened by overt/adult male sexuality and years before I, as an adult woman, plucked up the courage to fuck an adult man

Also - fellow Swifties - as of today, my favorite songs are: “The Man,” “I Forgot That You Existed,” “I Think He Knows,” and “Death By A Thousand Cuts.”

Rebecca, for the first time in what feels like a decade, I need to applaud a Jezebel writer for publishing an accurate opinion about Taylor Swift: Reputation is, indeed, criminally underrated!

WHY ARE YOU TALKING OVER THE MUSIC???? (the neighbor downstairs, who is having a really nice party?)

It is the *single* most propulsive, maniacal pop song I’ve ever heard

The post literally ends with “not charmed”