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Controversial but fucking true: Reputation is an outstanding album!

Boo, super well-said. x

They look ecstatic. This is very, very cute. I know all babies are wonderful. But is it strange that I’m a little disappointed Meghan and Harry’s first child isn’t a girl? For some reason, I just kind of assumed they would have a girl. Harry seems like the kind of man who would be thrilled to father a girl - and

You say Taylor copies “many” Beyoncé elements in the ME music video.

No one debates whether Taylor Swift is a genius. The question is whether she’s an evil genius!

The chicken art! Taylor coyly singing, “There are a lot of cool chicks out there!” We are getting a Dixie Chicks collaboration!!! I cannot wait!! 

It definitely wasn’t Jezebel’s philosophy when Hillary was running. But whatever. Who’s keeping track now that we’re all going to die?

Robert Durst is almost comically guilty and should definitely, definitely be in prison. That said, when I watched this documentary, I thought the white guy who was making it/interviewing Durst was incredibly fucking annoying, manipulative, and up himself. It wouldn’t surprise me, at all, if his shitty editing ends up

OMG I love her

I hope Jezebel is okay.

Sing it, sister.

Rapists. They won’t take “no” for an answer. Yet they are so fucking sensitive.

I know. Also, I really fucking love Nancy Pelosi, who Jon Lovett described as embodying “what would happen if a Prada bag with a gun in it came to life.”

To be fair, when casting my ballot, I would happily vote for “Glass of Water (D) over ANY FUCKING REPUBLICAN.

I would name it “Buffy the Vampire Slayer,” because:

Jesus, on re-reading, I wrote a fucking essay.

God bless the political genius of Taylor Swift.

I really liked Taylor’s essay :)

Minesweeper is the main reason Steve Jobs was wrong: