I cannot imagine how extremely difficult life must be without having the ability to recognize sarcasm or realize that you are reading the comments section of Deadspin and not Fox News.

50% of this country is also dumber than the other 50% of this country.

I’m not enjoying ANY of this because it makes us less safe. I don’t think we realize how imperiled we are, security-wise, as a nation at the moment.

Not only that they are more concerned with leaks than the actual scandal but that 6 months ago he was publicly requesting leaks!

Perfectly put, it’s disgusting how despite who ends up in office at the end of this, the American government will be ultimately less stable for an indeterminate length of time, and that had to be Putin’s objective all along.

Countless players experience bone bruises and minor cartilage tears. The “terrifying injury history” refers to his foot and back, neither of which have been issues.

Because our country was built on an ancient Indian burial ground and it’s finally coming back to haunt us.

No he’s not joking.

Sounds like she is just hoping for the best. Even her declaration that she would stand behind Trump comes with hesitation and acknowledgement that she does not share the same beliefs and will not force herself to. She even makes a point to say that she’s bunched into that negative stigma of what a Republican is,…

Plus two lottery picks* and swap rights with Sacramento in a loaded draft. And Ben Simmons. And the Kings’ 2019 pick. And the Thunder’s 2020 pick. Plus a boatload of a 2nd rounders from teams like the Knicks (has Deadspin ever discussed that successful franchise?). And a clean cap sheet in a rising cap. In five years,…

I doubt it. I and nearly every person I personally know (as an early 40s SF bay area resident) basically feel the same way. All politicians, particularly national ones, are compromised. That’s how things get done. But the idea that Clinton was somehow dramatically more devious, corrupt, or evil than any of the last 44…

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

has no compunction about putting boots on the ground (see Iraq War)

She’s an intelligent person who has spent the majority of her adult life in public service. In terms of virtue and decency, she wouldn’t have much competition from the vast majority of former presidents, low a bar as that might be.

“HOW is this okay with anyone. How do all of these seemingly rational, sensible people just nod their heads and go along with this utter bs?”

Two things he said this morning:

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

If Asthma was personified, it’d look like him.

I keep hearing this and yet anyone that has taken a high school or even junior high level economics class should have known that Trump’s promise to bring the jobs back was bullshit at best.

I feel like we all kind of forgot that Embiid was the consensus No. 1 pick in the 2014 draft before his foot fell apart. JoJo was probably the best two-way player in all of college basketball that season. If he’s draining 3's consistently and protecting the rim like that, he’s probably gonna go for Rookie of the Year.