“Also, Puja is a woman.”

This still has nothing on the glares created by Coach K.

Good choice.

Remember when Jordan missed that 3-pointer in 1992? God he sucked.

When beating Duke, celebration krzyld be kept to a minimum.

I didn’t know Bob was so controversial in Cuba, the last three bullets call for a “nueva Ley”

If someone could leak the NFL Draft next, that’d be swell.

Eagles trades show former coach not still running the team

Character limits are a bitch tho.

No way, Ben Simmons is going to be the #1 pick. Even if the Warriors somehow don’t win it all there’s no way he’s getting to play on that team.

Obviously he’d noticed a series of microfractures within the Knicks organization.

Translated from the Russian: And of course, Steph Curry hits the long range 3 for the win. An inevitability just like the slow creeping onset of winter, crushing the joy from the people and reminding us all of the impending nature of our own deaths. You can see it on the Thunder players’ faces. You might think from…

This will not happen. Showing my child something from Bleacher Report is the type of evidence my ex-wife needs to regain custody.

Well, is there a Taiwanese cgi version available?

Nina Hartley should wait until after the game to shout these sorts of sordid things.

Made me think of this:

I rather obey the Lord’s command than obeying the desires of the flesh.

This guy is also a rapper?