So glad you posted that. I was watching the stream and called my twins over with, “you have to see this first touch!” They watched it and went outside to practice juggling. That was a sweet goal (the service was awesome, too)

Still not as painful as “The decision.”

And to think, people questioned whether Kobe and LeBron were really friends.

Well shit. No sense even trying now. Have you’re damn +1

Might need to order a crease and desist order for that one.

Ah, come on. That’s not that bad of a tweet. Cut the man some slacks.

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

The best part is when the video stopped before Ray Romano came on.

Chip Kelly is racist

I don’t know about this story, sounds pretty shady.

You really think a supervisor made it?

I want one as a prop. Completely fake, like plastic fruit. My roommate has the memory of a goldfish, he'd go apoplectic within a week.

Ohhhhhhh... That's why Michael got cut from his high school team.

You are a fucking idiot.

Thank you, kindly. Not “John Maddened” or anything that clever, but I was proud of my effort.

i am now huddling scared in a corner, thanks to this.

My apologies for the confusion. I wandered over from Jalopnik where it’s all burning rubber, sunny skies and smiles. (we have $kaycog)

Haha seriously... It seems like you’d get a better result by, for example, just editing the color and side decals on the helmets, as opposed to just going Face/Off and mushing each guy’s face into the other guy’s helmet. It’s especially troublesome trying to fit Peyton’s head into anything normal-sized.

Actually it’s ESPN, so more likely toddler tears and hooker hide were exchanged (official currency of the Worldwide Leader)

he ends up all alone in a patch of grass, shaken and confused