chasebunion
Chasebunion
chasebunion

You are a dumb, dense motherfucker.

"Both of the attackers, who are brothers".

No, that would be a stupid thing to say.

because tossing a cup is apparently an offense worthy of a takedown

Kill football.

That's odd—I've watched the video several times, and I still can't hear the alleged obscenity; I just keep hearing Colin Cowherd and the producers of First Take having very loud, disturbing orgasms.

Clint Dempsey raps like Greg Howard blogs

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

It's hard to even imagine how many "inappropriate language" penalty yards Emmitt Smith would've racked up.

"I can't do it. I can't stand still for that long."

Then you're missing out on some awesome pictures of a guy's dick taken from Kate Upton's iCloud account.

Terrible. I can't believe that poor kid drowned after all.

So he's remaining aloof-a?

The best part is how the police officers don't murder anybody.

For fuck snakes

Holy shit. I barely recognized either one of them without their mopeds.

Where the fuck does this guy live if he's watching an Oregon night game in broad daylight.

Just seeing this now.