I believe it's pronounced Asshole.

I'm guessing understanding sarcasm isn't your strong suit.

Sal: Not to beat a dead horse, Ray, but what did your wi...

You are wrong and you are bad.

This is almost as bad as the time I was called a Yankees fan.

It wasn't Carmelo. He wouldn't even pass gas.

I'm surprised he got fat. He was one of the few Americans I know that was ever active on Thanksgiving.

[reaches for low hanging fruit]
[loses balance]
[falls to bottom of comment thread]
[is mercilessly mauled by burners accounts arguing the merits of the 1996 Detroit Lions while somehow managing to include various ethnic slurs & threats of unimaginable violence]
[dies]
[is better off]

"Yeah, no shit"

Came here to make a Delonte joke; glad to see it taken care of.

This is a good comment thread. How's everybody's day going?

That dunk was Lincestuous!

That means you do care, at least a little.

On this list of things, is "How Skinny Lebron Is" above or below "grammar"?

Harrelson came to my college to speak to students on the behalf of legalizing marijuana & promoting hemp products....back in the late 90s. After the presentation/event, he ended up closing one of the local bars with a whole bunch of undergrads partying with him. As a huge fan of his from the Cheers days (and White…

Their uniforms should have always been kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly kelly KELLY KELLY KELLY KELLY K-E-L-L-Y...why? Because they're kelly kelly kelly kelly...

Hoover might be nuts, but he still wouldn't have signed Tony Romo to an extension.

proof