chasebunion
Chasebunion
chasebunion

I wish that email had a face, so that I could punch it.

YOU ARE NOT REINFORCING MY PERSONAL PREFERENCES AND I AM OUTRAGED!!!!

Here, have a snickers.

State income tax is only 8.97%. Way to exaggerate the numbers

Thankfully, @RealPeterson2for1 is behind bars now.

Reminds me of my ex-wife. She never had a good explanation for blowing things, either.

Yeah, it's really fucked up when you support a wife-beater and people twist things to make it look like you support a wife-beater.

My old Motorola might have put a dent in the floor, as well.

Depends.

Ever gotten a look at His abs in a view from Golgatha? Definitely not just the result of toiling in His stepdad's carpentry workshop.

Usually it is very messy to pee while riding a bike especially at speed, in those shorts. It usually ends with a urine smelling bike; takes a lot of practice to do right.

Responding this way to every heckler would take a lot of balls.

Q.E.D.

I've been cycling for several years now and I'm still too nervous to even attempt. Pretty confident I'd end up on the deck, bloody and soaked in my own urine.

What's REALLY stupid is using 8500 words to say absolutely nothing of relevance or substance.

Terrifyingly long?

ARE YOU CRAZY YOU CAN'T IRON THE LOGO

don't be that guy. no one likes that guy. you don't even like that guy.

Guy doing the finger guns can fuck right off.

Well he did K 9.