Just a reminder: The American people voted Trump in, so you’re offending more than half of us! Cheers!

I’m sure a snide comment about the ease of finding that link would have sufficed. Alas, you’re a better human than I.

Let’s not split hairs, here. This is a nationally televised deba...oops, sorry. Wrong forum.

The best.

Genuinely surprised there’s nary a mention of “McCutchen” in these parts.

Patrick, how did you take this article away from Billy Haisley? That dude loves shitting on Ronaldo, even in the most trivial of ways.

Could he be talking about the best of Carl Weather’s scenes from those boxing movies so long ago?

That’s a skit.

It’s like you were expecting Grantland Rice to have penned this “article”

Michael Olowokandi

ROLL DAMN TIDE

Good point.

How do you sleep at night, ordering Domino’s when you live in New York?

The guy on the left, here, played better ball than Kobe for a least one season.

Good gosh, that original helmet looks stupid.

So, so dumb. +1.

No way that guy went to USC. He’s definitely a Cal State LA alum. They're all Cal State LA alums. FUSC. FUCLA, also.

I feel like I’m watching a Jerry Bruckheimer film when I read this.

Stating the obvious here, but this is a fantastic response to a perfectly dumb comment. Thank you, sir.

Third step would have been to hire you as his lead joke writer, huh? I mean, if Kara Brown would be so willing to step aside.