What’s the alternative? What could he have done differently? Serious questions.

Side, Side note: Werner Herzog is so German it hurts.

I love this so much. Heck, I don’t even know if you’re a girl or not, but will you marry me?

STRONG

Cool Waiting for Godot reference, Tom. You’re so smart.

Well, crap. And here I thought some witty Kinja comments would at least get me an email!

At least try to be funny.

Really really good sports face.

I think Manny just came out of the closet. Sort of.

I rather obey the Lord’s command than obeying the desires of the flesh. Im not condemning anyone, but I’m just telling the truth of what the Bible says. The truth from the Bible is what changed me from my old ways.

This deserves all the love.

Uhhh...there’s nothing to defend here. This man has done no wrong.

Nope. Not real. Definitely the soccer equivalent of a Madden glitch. Nice try, Draper...

Tom, this has been on ESPN for a couple of hours. Did you get scooped by the mothership?

That’s a head scratcher

I know Simms has his pronunciation problems, but that’s just a little rude.

Had to.

What kind of monster, leaves a chip just sitting there in a bowl of salsa?

Kani ask, if this is the Benoit referenced in your handle?