There are still rural parts of the U.S. without broadband. I’d rethink that estimate if I were you.

This calls for a celebratory Jelly-filled doughnut!

So you get pasta free and soup and breadsticks
But you gotta pay for drinks and tip.

But I can already eat at Olive Garden as many times as I want for the rest of my life for zero dollars!

Overhead luggage space. 

Why would you board early when you can be the last person on the plane?  I have no desire to spend more time in a flying coffin than is necessary.

Why they always keep Samurai Shodown VI out of those compilations? I think the roster and gameplay of this version is amazing :)

YOLO

well, why the fuck not? Life is hard, and then you die. 

Super Under Night In-Birth Exe:Late [cl-r] Turbo HD Remix Ultra Arcade Edition Ver. 2020

Free snack size wing (boneless or traditional) with the purchase of any small, medium, or large wing order (boneless or traditional) on 7/29/2019.

rumble support? that ended up being one of the major reasons i went with a pro controller was the lack of rumble in every other controller that wasn’t a joy con or the pro controller

Something something bad apples something...

I’m waiting for the Nintendo Switch Lite XL.

This is the 3DS successor that seemed hypothetical three years ago before we knew whether the Switch would succeed.

Don’t be a stupid ass and look directly at the sun whilst the eclipse is happening...

This is getting better and better.
The kid that destroyed country music in 2019 is not only black, but gay ? I love this so much. 

I was a kid in the 90s, and I absolutely loved Darkwing Duck. So I squealed a bit during the episode, particularly at the Drake Mallard name, and the final reveal.

Every 90's kid with a good childhood reading this article like:

What is Nintendo not telling us?