The thing I find so confounding about the complicity of USAG/MSU/USOC is... why? Once the allegations started to surface, why keep him? Did this shitstain appear to offer anything special? Did he seem to possess unique skills above and beyond the average sports medicine practitioner? Or was it really just the purely…

Sorry, I’m going to continue stacking plates wherever there’s too much plate and too little table.

yea people saying isnt she like 20 and ryu 50, but like isnt ryu like the hottest hunk around?

I mean, can you blame her?

Just here for the comments:

Hopefully in death, she has found Salvation.

You didn’t have to jump out the window so soon after the joke. You could’ve let it linger

I know right? In comparison Steve-O is a fucking PhD.

Good first step, but not enough. I don’t wanna see this little shit uploading anything onto YT ever again AND I want his existing shit gone.

It’s taken us a long time to respond, but we’ve been listening to everything you’ve been saying.

I like how all the wipers are in the air like the cars just gave up and surrendered to the onslaught of ice.

Pretty sure we’ve seen how this nightmare ends:

At least his wipers won’t stick to the windshield. #silverlining

Crap—I forgot to mention this one. * opens closet door, 20 GameCube controllers fall out *

Are we not going to talk about the figures GLORIOUS GLUTES THOUGH?

Never forget

“Sir, What are you doing?”

Before more people (already see one) get a very poor idea of what’s happening: The reason this sequence occurred is psychological.