10/10 would hoon 19L DUAL SUPERCHARGED V16 DODGE HELLDESTROYER’

I routinely carry sufficient fucks on my person to survive driving in Chicago

Look at John D. Rockefeller over here bragging about his bottles.

Have you tried chewing gum or yawning?

Does it comes with sparkle plugs?

But I flap the paddles.

Ahem, Kompressor

Nonononono when you hear: “...treated to a dose of POR15 to “prevent any future corrosion.” It’s like undressing and hearing “Don’t worry about the scabs, the meds have cleared that infection right up!” Those drawers get pulled up really fast.

Barry, that’s a dirty ass hit and you know it.

Oh, yay!

Is Lynk & Co pronounced as Lincoln Co? Classic China.

I once had a date with someone I figured was going to be less than pleasant to hang out with, but I said I’d go so I went to pick her up as planned. In my red NC Miata.

In short, he lost a girlfriend over it, because it was either her or the car.

When the first American space station, Skylab, made its uncontrolled re-entry, it did so over the South Pacific and Australia. People found parts of the station, and there was some minor property damage, but nobody was hurt. 

With the censors off Clarkson’s back, I look forward to the weekly British-slang Google-thon by the international audience.

I am glad they do it this way. Keeps me from watching the whole show instantly and then having nothing to look forward to for another 364 days.

Mercedes holds that distinction. I hear it was a big hit with the crowd.

Alternatively, you can add NOS directly to the fuel system. Gas stations sell them in cans, typically in the refrigerated section to keep them fresh.

And joint winners for Automotive GIF of the Year: