Whoa, whoa there, Ralph Nader. Everything you describe is fixable within the scope of a single afternoon and a sixer of Stone IPA.

You are too kind.

fiesta ST? No.....The GTI is and will always will be the camry of hot hatches. I see a dozen a day driven by every single possible demographic you can think of. Ive never seen an ST driven by someone remotely old or feminine.

And Virginia.

Patrick George: hates Camaro.

Doug DeMuro: Hates Jalopnik.

Torch: Hates sanity.

Graverobber: Hates all of you

The only mod you need to make your truck fly is a ramp. Worry about landing when you get there.

Whoa whoa! I never said they’re not great, but I did say that other options are good. Also, not every car is better with a manual, which is a truth fact.

Guys I think Travis is in the greys.

“My car got egged and suffered some minor damage on a freeway. Whatever. I don’t care. I don’t even work here any more. Can I have my last check now?” - Travis, probably

Hey Tarvis!

You won’t believe what your favorite childhood celebs look like now!

Bollards! is what I would screem if my car was careening towards them

OK. Somebody shackle David Tracy to a tree, stat.

Bought an 1982 Civic in 82 repainted it with some tiny rust issues in summer of 1987. Mostly wheel well lip. No holes until i got carried away with using a sandblaster. Easily would have made it to 1992 before it had the classic GM Michigan flapping body panels.

Not me.

Is it possible that this incident showed Bernie the importance of radio communication?