I couldn’t find a picture of Donald Trump with a Mustang, so this will have to do.

*sigh*

Twas 4/20, my senior year in high school. I’d just moved back to LA and didn’t have many friends, but met a couple dudes in class that I thought were pretty cool (ended up being best friends with each other, and had no idea they were both friends with me) and made plans to drive down to China Town to buy a bong for…

I used to keep aspirin in my glove compartment. That’s all I got.

Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

so if a Nato or an american aircraft buzzes the tower its awesome ! fun and games! not dangerous.(plenty of videos to support this is going on) but then russia does it. its borderline act of war?

Nothing ironic at all when you factor in the pay... or lack of it:

How is it used these days? Guys riding in a pack mentality, trying to act tough, are thugs.

This needs no introduction...

No charge, eh? I guess I’ll have to plug in when they arrive...

Nope, unintended defenestration.

More like unintended decenderation, amirite?

Well, one religion in particular. Not many lutherans building dirty bombs or sawing peoples heads off.

We’re fighting for the right to sit in our lawn chairs and enjoy the sunshine without someone shoving his religion up our collective assholes.

We prefer being manual journalists most of the time.

There are plenty of other sites that offer the type of articles you are looking for. Go find one.

Dynamic Jowls is the name I propose for modern design.

The Joan Rivers Effect.

Its hard to take complaints about “cheap plastics” seriously when IT HAS A GIANT 5.0L V8 MAKING 415 HP.