No charge, eh? I guess I’ll have to plug in when they arrive...

Nope, unintended defenestration.

More like unintended decenderation, amirite?

Well, one religion in particular. Not many lutherans building dirty bombs or sawing peoples heads off.

We’re fighting for the right to sit in our lawn chairs and enjoy the sunshine without someone shoving his religion up our collective assholes.

We prefer being manual journalists most of the time.

There are plenty of other sites that offer the type of articles you are looking for. Go find one.

Dynamic Jowls is the name I propose for modern design.

The Joan Rivers Effect.

Its hard to take complaints about “cheap plastics” seriously when IT HAS A GIANT 5.0L V8 MAKING 415 HP.

“cheap plastics”

Phase 2, HENSHIN!

The only thing dumber than some of us is all of us, together.

Only a sith deals in absolutes

Good thing the car didn’t uddersteer.

Red bull almost runs over brown calf.

That would have been cowtastrohphic.

Ask any racer, any real racer. It don’t matter if you win in the saddle or on foot. Winning’s winning.