You’ll never have to worry about your job being stealed.

Normally, I roll my eyes at every sci-fi “robot overlords” comment, but when I was watching the guy with the hockey stick intentionally making it more difficult for the robot to pick up the box, I knew that some day, the robot’s AI will realize that the most efficient way to pick up the box is to eliminate the person…

Green Koenigsegg & Hamm

*Mustang GT turns out to be a V6

“Sorry, just sold it man! But we got a Mustang GT in the back if you like sporty.”

SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUS MY NAM IS JOHN HENNESSEY AND JUST BECAUS YOU BOGHT A TURBO KIT FOR YOUR LOTUS ELISE DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN COMPLAIN WHEN IT INEVITABLY BREAKS FUCK YOU TEXAS RUNS YOUR ASS OVER

Ryan Reynolds is literally better than you in every conceivable way. He is more successful than you’ll ever be, he has more money that you’ll ever dream of having, his wife is a beautiful goddess the likes of which you’ll never come close to attaining, he is better looking than you, he’s probably taller than you, he’s…

867-5309.

Race it? Hell yea! Oh...you said...

Unistrut - good for hanging pipes, not for welding to pipes.

no they’re not, very few gun owners are reckless.

It will have to.

Jalopnik, you are slipping. You didn’t answer the all-important question:

LOVE THOSE BRONCOS!!

I was going to try to post something about Broncos and ‘defense’ but it seems the US military bought a lot more Blazers back in the day.

In Louisiana we have the other problem - girls with boy’s names. Prime example: Jackson. You boneheads, it’s right there in the name, Jack’s Son.

I watched that whole video, and now have the uncontrollable urge to punch you right in the cock.

Someone please make a .gif where the “deal with it” glasses fly in right as he looks at the camera.

But without nipples, breasts would be pointless.