Now, maybe if you worked for Kelloggs...

I couldn’t look people in the eye and tell them I’d paid 35 large for something with scoops on the roof.

WWWJD?

The fuck is Wheelie Jesus supposed to do?

Here is Vontaze Burfict intentionally trying to break/injure Cam Newton’s ankle, after the whistle while on the ground. This guy deserves none of your explanations:

bah. Unlimited is awesome. It goes everywhere the smaller 2 doors go, but you actually have room for people in the back AND all your gear.
It actually makes it a practical car.

Yeah you pretty much have to buy new or really old. And they improved the engine and interior drastically in 2012, so anything before that is sort of a no-go if you want to DD it. Then, 2012 and some 2013s had issues with ticking heads, so when I bought in 2014 I opted to go new for an extra grand or two.

It’s going to be okay. Show me on the doll where the Jeep touched you.

Johnny Carmax: yo, what’s up?

Really depends on the girl or car. When I had my 69 Caddy, a few chicks complimented it (typically the rockabilly type chicks). Though, because it had Flowmasters, an equal amount of disgusts came my way.

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Sounds like they’ll do both. Civil judgments are easier to obtain, so it might take longer before criminal charges are filed.

Civil suits are far, far easier to win and a criminal prosecution would probably only net sacrificial lambs, any way.

The New RWD Lamborghini Is Basically A Pagani

Congrats Pagani, you made a new Beatle!

Hans down, this is a great device in saving lives.

These days, it appears that the more stupid glasses look, the more “hip” they are....

1. It’s BlackFlag, not Jalopnik.

It works fine here. Our GIFs load dynamically as you scroll down the page, so they shouldn't be slowing down your computer.