A gun without bullets is still a gun, not just a sweet new laser pointer.

Use the passing lane for passing. Not cruising.

Rule #1

This times infinity.

If you can watch the video, she just kind of bounces off the bus and continues ...

Found out why there was railroad tracks WITH SIGNALS, a stop sign, some more railroad tracks WITH SIGNALS, then another stop sign at the intersection tens of feet down the road.....

Your dad is awesome. A star for hoon lessons.

I was 16, school had just gotten out for summer. Me and two of my friends (one is a reader and occasional commenter here) had been riding around in my gold 1994 Toyota Camry with paint peeling off one side and a button that says "Power" but doesn't actually do anything. No really, nothing.

Over-compensated for a dab of oppo on a 2-blind over crest.

Excessive speeding/street racing. One specific instance: A couple months before I turned 21 I was playing DD for some of my cousins in Michigan. On the way home from the bar (about 3AM) we were traveling on a deserted 2 lane Michigan highway in my cousin's modified S4. I was driving, completely sober, and my cousins…

Soon after getting my 1989 Supra, I pull up to a light to make a left turn and there's a "modified" tC waiting in the lane to the right. Once my left arrow turns green, I rev it up, and take the turn fast to "show off." Half-way through the turn, I slam it into second and the ass decides it wants to come out. I slide…

Coincidentally, Hybrid Weenie Magazine is also holding a competition. Their events will include:

Never change, Jason. Never change.

If your BAC reads like an area code, you're gonna have a bad time.

.413 is like surgical anesthesia.

Meanwhile, Elon Musk says "They're doing it to themselves. I just have to sit back and wait"

The internet has done a great job of killing off horrible deals like this. Just last weekend I helped my cousin buy a 2014 Mustang V6. salesman actually said "the internet has killed profits" - as in , we used to rip people off all the time, but cant now because our customers are better informed than before.