It boggles my mind that Gawker would let a world famous, well read, well written blog walk away...

If I promise to never go to a meet and/or not hit anyone with a Mustang, may I still buy one someday?

With a Left Hand Brewery sticker on the bumper, no less, Milk Stout Nitro ftw.

You could keep Ford from opening new factories in Mexico if you made it financially enticing to keep manufacturing here, but not by threatening. You could bring a bunch of major companies back to the US by reducing the cost of doing business in here.

Of all the vehicles out there with this kind of horsepower, this would be the one I'd have ANY chance to use to it's full potential (offroad only). This is one I would actually buy, assuming it's a 4 door.

Best car ever to run the kids to school, you could leave at 8:15 and still make it by 7:55. Extra sleep ftw.

A stack is a combination of steroid type products that "stacks" on muscle?

10 out of 10 would fly this.

Just think what he’d have done if he’d caught Ray Wert “touching” his truck...

I meant the two scoops holding raisins were functional, not the scoops on the Javelin.

But....those are functional scoops...

Proof the chicks don't dig fantastic cars. I'll bet when they fueled up at the local Gas-n-Go, it was a sausage fest.

Serious question; why wouldn't the Justice Dept. and EPA prosecute VW instead of civilly sue them?

These sunglasses right here were the deal killer. I'm sure of it.

Vader would have had side pipes.

I sincerely hope that you, or anyone else for that matter, never crashes their bike. I don’t go out thinking I’m going to crash any minute, and do everything in my power to avoid it. Stay safe, Warwick.

I would stay it’s similar to wearing. a seatbelt in a car. I don’t expect to wreck when I’m driving, but I sure put my seat belt on, because I know it can help me be less injured if, god forbid, I get creamed.

This. You are going to wreck. It’s inevitable. Dress appropriately.

Late in 2013, I was where you are now. I’d always wanted a Wrangler to go roaming the mountains with. I picked one up (four doors because kids), 36,000 miles later, not one issue with it. Granted, it’s a manual stripper with crank windows and no power locks to break, but still...I love it and I’m glad I bought it.

Is it full time all wheel drive 4x4, or can you select 4x4 hi and lo? Or something different? I'd love to see an offroad test...