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I'll help buy some of the beer, OMG, TTA!, Torch is spending all of his money on aa replacement upgraded engine for the Bug and kiddos these days...

Inspired by Lightning McQueen...

You automatically lose your mancard if you're so embarrassed over what you've done to your car that you have to cover your face when TMZ comes a'callin. Own it, kid.

Breed and or clone those cute little pups, you'd think 1 in 5 would poop twenties, maybe 1 in 10 would poop hundies...

He aspen SO lucky lately...Russian lottery ticket ftw!

The Million Dollar Highway, from Ouray to Silverton, Colorado. Turn around, drive back to Ouray, stop, have a beersss, turn around, go back to Silverton, find a hole in the wall, stay, drink beersss, leave in the morning. The only way you'll be sorry is if you don't do this. If not now, someday.

Early on in their importation to the U.S., I pronounced Hyundai as in: "piece-of-SHIT" with the emphasis on the last syllable...

I'm married with kids, paid up life insurance, and a crappy job. I'd be money ahead...

Ford marketing Honcho: "Does anyone live in the midwest, or mountain west, you know, above Texas, in between California and Minnesota?"

I should get a medal for not crashing when the lidless coffee mug (who drinks coffee in a car without a to-go cup?) my wife left under the seat rolled under the brake pedal...that's some slick driving right there...'Merica!

"I think Germans and Swiss must be better drivers, neater, more law-abiding," Aziz said as a chicken strutted past. "Americans have that cowboy history."

Has warrents out for his arrest in 3 states...doesn't hide well enough.

Holy hell, who wouldn't, amiright?

That's because, while the junior sizes fit, the ladies blouses have a bit more style, and are made with smoother cloth the must feel pretty great against his pasty white skin.

Looks like they grabbed this design from the latest Corvette tail lights...

No, he's just playing Geo-Guess with you...

Just a dab of oppo....

Dear Ferrari,

Or with a woman at all...?