The Million Dollar Highway, from Ouray to Silverton, Colorado. Turn around, drive back to Ouray, stop, have a beersss, turn around, go back to Silverton, find a hole in the wall, stay, drink beersss, leave in the morning. The only way you'll be sorry is if you don't do this. If not now, someday.

Early on in their importation to the U.S., I pronounced Hyundai as in: "piece-of-SHIT" with the emphasis on the last syllable...

I'm married with kids, paid up life insurance, and a crappy job. I'd be money ahead...

Ford marketing Honcho: "Does anyone live in the midwest, or mountain west, you know, above Texas, in between California and Minnesota?"

I should get a medal for not crashing when the lidless coffee mug (who drinks coffee in a car without a to-go cup?) my wife left under the seat rolled under the brake pedal...that's some slick driving right there...'Merica!

"I think Germans and Swiss must be better drivers, neater, more law-abiding," Aziz said as a chicken strutted past. "Americans have that cowboy history."

Has warrents out for his arrest in 3 states...doesn't hide well enough.

Holy hell, who wouldn't, amiright?

That's because, while the junior sizes fit, the ladies blouses have a bit more style, and are made with smoother cloth the must feel pretty great against his pasty white skin.

Looks like they grabbed this design from the latest Corvette tail lights...

No, he's just playing Geo-Guess with you...

Just a dab of oppo....

Trophy Truck sees article: http://jalopnik.com/why-the-24-hou…, says "Amateurs..."

Dear Ferrari,

Or with a woman at all...?

"Car repair is just about the most satisfying thing you can do with a vehicle."

The first car I ever owned (you wreck it, you buy it, son) was a '74 two door Toyota Corolla, a 1.2 liter 4spd, at 63 horses. Tiny car. Never did get that up to a hundy, even downhill with a tailwind.

That was written from the Golf's perspective, not the truck drivers, the Golf spectacularly failed to check his blind spot, and paid for it. Rereading my post, I could have been way clearer, it was hilarious in my head...

Top gif = "Big giant truck, liiiiiiiiiitle tiny blindspot, or maybe just lazy checking it..."

Scorching fanatasy up in smoke....they oughta be lights, though...