I’m surprised she told you about that.

As somebody who doesn’t play enough video games to git gud, but likes football and weed, I really wish they would just release MADDDDD3641en ⛹️‍♀️🌲 FUT🎵⚽️⚽️⚽️al, where glitches are baked into the game intentionally. Two thirds of the plays happen as drawn up, but every third play could result in multiple footballs…

Truly a glitch. Seattle always passes from the one-yard line.

This is the truth. That is not the normal clang you hear in a gym, as the article suggests. That would stand out almost anywhere. That is the clang of a guy who’s doing more weight than he can fully handle (and filming himself while doing it).

Oh, I see.  Brady does literally nothing and gets excoriated and a 4 game suspension.  The RAPIST does the same thing and your response is “nothing to see here”.  At lease try to hide your bias. 

I was going to give you a star for a nice sarcastic take, then I read the next followup and realized you are serious.

Yes, I agree, Kevin Love’s contract extension is truly a threat to America. WHY CAN’T EVERYONE ELSE SEE IT?!?!?!?!?

In 2011 The Red Sox blew a 9 game lead in September. They have a whole ‘nother month to f**k things up on top of that. Like all sports fans, I have a sort of fatalistic belief my team will find a way to ruin a good thing - so as a Red Sox Fan, I’ll still pretend tomorrow is the beginning of the unraveling...until the…

I mean I know the helmet rule is dumb, but what the hell kind of tackling is that in the picture above?

Ahh, I see that Becky With the Busted Lip was unaware of the “Talk Shit, Get Hit” clause in subsection A, Paragraph 3 of The Wypipo’s Guide to Not Getting Your Ass Whooped, in which it clearly explained that “talking shit” does indeed include the snatching of things, which includes both edges and protest signs.

Other than self-aggrandizement....what was the point of your comment.

I’d be down for the NFL becoming the NRL. Though I suspect that puts me in a minority of sports fans.

The more and more arcane this gets, the more I think all of the “what’s an illegal hit?” conversations can be solved by just forcing players to wrap tackle a la rugby. A little less sexy, yes, but definitely easier to implement and understand.

He left out the part where the server had already been examined and copied by the FBI prior to wiping. 

found PDF files with the instructions, all the passwords and software files for the system that allowed poll workers to verify registered voters.

Yeah, THIS was what made Philly fans assholes clearly.

As an ultrarunner who knows many ultrarunners, this is 100% right. This was a good DQ, and an obvious DQ from anyone who has run an ultra. This guy obviously planned this way in advance and suffered the just consequences for it.

Those crying about the DQ focus on the claims of “sips of water” and “a few ice cubes” rather than the fact he had access to aid when no other racers did, and that his crew wasn’t where they were supposed to be. Xavier’s post race statement attempted to paint the picture of a guy playfully grabbing a swig from his girl…

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots

It’s going to come out that he was late to a practice or team flight or some other bullshit. Sometimes NFL coaches are so up their own ass.