And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

You missed the point. That one replay cost Oklahoma the game and maybe season, NOT giving up 48 points to Kansas State.

Batman and Robin actually filmed those scenes on flat ground with the camera rotated 90 degrees, so no, that won't work.

But c’mon, this is Canada.

Didn’t see the game, but I’ll just assume Michael Bradley played.

That would undermine Billy’s constant assertion that the US can’t produce anything good in soccer.

Is Vinatieri the first kicker who is absolutely, for sure a bonafide first ballot Hall of Famer? There’s a part of me that goes “the NFL HOF voting braintrust will find some reason to not want a kicker to get in the first time he’s eligible”...but he’s Adam fuckin’ Vinatieri. This is as close to a slam dunk first…

There’s something deeply amusing about this whiny, self-indulgent rant about how people spend too much time whining and being self-indulgent.

Wait, is this a Jerry Fallwell Jr joke?

Liberty students wish they ended up as conservative royalty. The reality is that the elites on the Right come out of Ivy institutions as well. Most of the kids unfortunate enough to attend Liberty will go work as a random teacher or insurance salesmen in whatever backwater they came from.

The people who find this inspiring are the ones who only see God's handiwork in this rather than an idiot who ignored symptoms for too long and then was saved by medical science. 

• November 11, 2016: The university asserts Briles and McCaw knew of the gang rape allegation of a female student-athlete by five members of the football team. Both men failed to take action.

Yep! And it’s -more- inspiring because he has the luxury of being able to rest and recover unlike those lazy asses working fast food places.

Do people find this sort of thing inspiring? Just rest and recover you fucking lunatic, you are not that indispensable, nor is telling a bunch of guys chasing a ball around what to do worth it.

Just when I thought Jerry Falwell Jr. had good taste in men.

Counterpoint: shut up.

Wait, you show a picture of a CLEAR rules infringment, then claim it’s a garbage call?

I don’t want to rain on this suggestion, nylabone are some of the best, but please please watch your dog like a hawk, and replace these before you think you need to.

I don’t want to rain on this suggestion, nylabone are some of the best, but please please watch your dog like a…

...Sir, this a Wendy’s.

mls teams reeeeeaaaally gotta stop the "let's sound like a european team" thing, "inter miami" sounds incredibly dumb