WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOSE

Let me see if I have this right.

Mildly related.

If you buy that instead of this, you should really feel bad about yourself.

“There is no question this industry is being disrupted. But we are a disruptor as well,” Barra said, adding later: “We are disrupting ourselves.”

This is actually more offensive to me then anything that’s featured in this article. The fact there there are zero joke’s even involving alcohol, past the creator of the original twitter thread saying he drank a lot over the weekend, means you either didn’t read this or would prefer to stay willfully ignorant upon…

As an insomniac who hasn’t slept for a week and feels like a zombie, this joke feels in poor taste and braaaaaains...

So... you’re offended? STOP THE MOTHERFUCKING PRESSES! SOMEONE IS OFFENDED ON THE INTERNET!

Don’t worry ma’am - this happens a lot. There’s a line you can go wait in for your apology/compensation.

Not a joke, but an accurate description of what took place. No need to police this post.

As a fellow alcoholic; chill.

Dental Plan

Sneezing is for the poors.

With recirc you would suffocate from Volkswagen’s satan exhaust fumes.

They went through a variety of air filter integration designs but deemed them to be too intimidating/menacing.

So... this technology renders the vehicle safe to drive behind Volkswagens?

Unfortunately, not all bioweapons attacks come from outside.

This will be a big selling point in China I imagine.

SAVE US JIMMY Z, SAVE US WITH YOUR PERFECT WAYS!!! YOUR MORAL PURITY IS ALL WE HAVE!

WE ARE NOT WORTHY! WE ARE NOT WORTHY!

edit: Dude, you realize most people on here think you’re a bigger douche than the guy driving that car, right?