[SHOULDERPADS INTENSIFY]

Listen, I eat a Lean Cuisine every damn day. It’s $1.88. What more needs to be said.

The best part is that they’re bragging about food under 1 gram of sodium (they don’t even have it yet—they’re reformulating to have it).

It typically sells for $70 more than it is selling for today. They always frame it this way and it’s always confusing as fuck cause that’s not really how the English language works.

It typically sells for $70 more than it is selling for today. They always frame it this way and it’s always…

My first thought was that it was the Seahawks really doing a solid for the Cardinals. And as a bitter Packers fan, I don’t go out of my way to say nice things about the Seahawks.

Watch the flood of comments decrying the Seahawks for being ‘sore losers’ or some such bullshit, rather than the fact that they took the time to specifically contact a division rival to warn them about the shitty turf and inform them what solution worked for them.

Pete Carroll blamed the grass.

Stop promoting the rat race. GET OUT AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE

Stop promoting the rat race. GET OUT AND ENJOY YOUR LIFE

Makes even the most ardent optimistic think the cup is half empty.

This isn’t really related but I’m bored today. So. When I was a fourteen year old girl, there was a skirmish (or “squirmish, if you will) in from of the net. I slammed my glove down on the ice and the ref blew the whistle. Lifted glove up: puck not there. Checked net: puck not there. The game stopped for a full five…

“It’s gonna put the toughest oot, no doot aboot it.”

Every car I’ve ever seen upside down in a snowy ditch in Illinois was a 4x4.

“You’ve heard of crumple zones?”

I see the point of that POV with something like the statue of Cecil Rhodes at Oxford. But these don’t belong on public land. Fuck them and fuck the people who can’t let go.

Owners of contracting companies can probably afford nice cars.

hey there brain

cum bubble snort, eh?

Are you thinking what I’m thinking, Pinky?

What do you explect? This is Kinja, Brain!

The price of budget racing is sometimes higher than explected, as Jalopnik reader Brain Silvestro discovered.