But where are the Book-It buttons?!?

Word to the wise. Don’t order the tossed salad

But for real, Bobby... that was perfect. The fact that there is nary a proper noun in this article is just.... excellent. I salute you!

I clicked the link. It didn’t help. Old

How can you arrest a person for failing to use a turn signal and jail her for days?

Came to the comments for the same reason.

Is there a separate article for the Sandy Hook conspiracy theorist professor? Because while these are both professors facing termination, they are for vastly different causes.

From the religion classes I took, I learned that Islam and Christianity has a common ancestor in Judiasm. All three are called something like religions of the book. I even learned that in college when I took a class from a Catholic priest who helped us study all three. So, as far as I know she is correct.

Halfway across the country, a professor has been fired from Florida Atlantic University for writing that the Sandy Hook shooting was a hoax to influence the passage of gun control legislation.

i mean, cool for her for making a point but i’m not going to applaud someone willing to teach at such a terrible place.

Not sure why you are juxtaposing the two cases. There doesn’t seem to be much similarity, other than both are college professors. Unless I missed something, Hawkins has not been harassing a family to prove 1. that they are not government agents and 2. that their dead child is, in fact, dead.

Why are the stories of these two professors linked in any way?

I learned in my 6th grade social studies class in a relatively conservative Ohio town that Muslims and Christians share the same god. Yeesh.

I think all newsreaders should wear hats and the hats should be fabulous:

Basically this. I have a family member who killed himself. I miss him, but I don’t blame him one bit. He went through a lot of physical and emotional pain before reaching the point he was at. Many of us knew he had been through a lot, but he seemed to be getting better, not hitting those lows so much. Not long after,…

At least in myself, I describe depression like this - imagine that over time, you realize that you no longer have the ability to feel joy. I don’t mean the kind of short-term pleasure you’d get from having sex or eating ice cream, but the simple enjoyment you’d get from playing video games, watching a movie, or doing…

And his anal glands expressed.

Why won’t they feed Tom Brady tomatoes? It’ll make his coat shiny.

My husband cannot throw the ball and fetch the ball.

This is all the proof you really need.