Oh for fucks sake. This is so goddamn martyrifically stupid...

who the fuck is allen stone

Great point I hadn't seen stressed before.

The U.S. healthcare system

I really dislike these “pro-life is pro-women” posters. I do not think anything could be farther from the truth.

Freed on an unsecured appearance bond after blatent threats of murder and inciting and soliciting others to commit murder due to his political beliefs. Right now, without looking up anything else about the story, I’m going to say he’s white

Class action lawsuit by the victims of the Colorado PP shooting and the families of the deceased, and employees of StemExpress, against the Center for Medical Progress. Do that.

I wonder when and where he was radicalized?

This is the MUCH BETTER type of parental embarrassment.

I just really want to know which production Margaret Cho is talking about. Am too lazy to Google it.

Catholicism (at least the way it was taught to me as a kid) takes a figurative interpretation of bible stories, especially old testament. Protestant interpretations of the bible are varying degrees of literal, which is how we get to the earth being 6000 years old thing. Not that Catholicism doesn’t have a lot to…

wait, you mean catholics aren’t actually worshipping satan?

well shit, you learn something new every day.

How can this heartwarming story be in the grays?

My buddy had his Christmas party last night at a bar down the street from their office. He goes in today, pretty much the only person who didn’t take the day off and the entire office is COVERED in vomit. Vomit on the desks, vomit on the couches in the reception area, vomit smeared on the walls, vomit on the carpet of…

Not to be that guy, but I’m going to be that guy. Don’t drink and drive.

Not really a holiday “party” necessarily, but it did happen over the holidays last year.

I was new at my company (a few weeks in) and worked in a different office from almost everyone else. I flew to our HQ the day of our party and met all the people there. Not knowing anyone, I was looking for the first moment of sanctioned drinking I could find. It came when our CEO invited a group of about 10 of us…

Three years ago, this coworker, who was already a terrible co-worker, started drinking hours before the before the party started and way before anyone else. She was near black out drunk by 730. By 830 she had puked over all the women’s purses. By 9 she had attempted or successfully punched 4 people who had tried to…

I was at my wife’s work holiday party, which continued on after the designated time. The bartender left - but there was booze - so my good deed of the year was to hop behind the bar and serve drinks for an hour or so. A woman came up to the bar and ordered a white wine. I informed her that was all out but there was…

My rendition of A Christmas Carol went over terribly. I think it’s because I forgot my lines.