but but, there are plenty of maladjusted adults who will come to the defense of spanking! of course THEY turned out just fine!!

IT’S LITERALLY ON THE CHAIR YOU DUMB FUCK WE ARE USING AN ACTUAL VISUAL REFERENCE DO TRY TO KEEP THE FUCK UP OR DON’T FUCKING BOTHER SHOWING UP AT ALL.

i ordered 14 of these chairs for the jez office

Also, having a special time out chair gives the kids the attention they want for acting out. Now, they get to sit in the special colorful chair!

Spanking I do not understand. It literally doesn’t work, according to every reputable, current source.

Or just use the damn corner of the room!

I used the ticket system on my kids (first offense: 15 minute time out, second one: 30 minutes, third once in the same day: THE ENTIRE REST OF THE DAY IN YOUR ROOM I DON’T CARE IF IT’S 10:00 AM) which worked like a charm. (For obvious reasons, having two tickets in one day leads to strongly improved performance.)

Honestly, I read that as being your girl will be independent with a family of her own, but your son will never be able to do shit for himself. GRANTED that isn’t what the person who wrote it probably meant. They probably meant, some day your daughter is gonna have sex and then she ain’t your sweet girl any more. She…

That quote is so toxic I need a hazmat suit.

counterpoint:

I read the worst thing on Facebook the other day and I just really need to share, “This quote my client said to me always makes me tear up: ‘your daughter grows up and becomes a wife but, your son is your son for life.’” I FOREVER NOW MUST TYPE IN ANGER CAPS BECAUSE WHAT IS THIS? WHY? HOW CAN YOU EV? I JUST!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH MY GOD THIS FUCKING CHAIR. I spent a chunk of this past weekend railing about this chair on Twitter. It showed up on my Facebook more than once, from parents of young girls, and I wanted to scream.

well, since 99% of people on the road do illegal shit at some point... his idiocy is kind of irrelevant here.

Point of order: the douchebag had deliberately slowed down to 20 miles below speed limit. In many places (not sure on Texas law) that allows passing on double-yellow.

I don’t understand people who equate the culpability of a civil moving infraction with felony assault. The two do not remotely equate.

There is literally nothing different between that argument and “If he didn’t want to get killed, he shouldn’t have been selling untaxed cigarettes!”

Come on. Do you never speed? This guy was riding a bit out of the law, but not recklessly. No need for a vigilante. That’s road rage.

So you’re saying passing on a double yellow justifies attempted murder? Go fuck yourself.

Gosh I almost want to star this comment for the ending but I can’t get past the victim blaming and calling the driver of the car an idiot when the proper term is psychopath.