DID SOMEONE SAY BREAKFAST SANDWICH?

Unpopular opinion: all cereal sucks. It just sucks. It is NEVER enough food and it’s sugary and soggy and sad.

Any box of Lucky Charms is all mashmallow if you’re willing to do the work.

Once again this liberal bias that reality is mired by rears its ugly head.

no fear, its an entertainment not news station. Perfect fit.

His next job is to infiltrate the U.S. prison system!

And yet my secret clearance was turned into a giant fiasco with State when I was going to be an intern.

Man, the CIA must really want him to be in deep cover.

Fox News: “We’ll Believe Anything.”

“It’s outrageous that this extremist is being treated like a legitimate advocate by the Washington Post, and it’s especially appalling that the Post felt no need to balance his demonization of medical providers. Doctors who provide abortion services are compassionate, highly skilled, and committed to women’s health…

“I need to find a bunch of photos of Lamar Odom so I’m just going to google ‘Black NBA player’”

I’d like to enjoy that moment but in the back of my head I know that over half of them would be calling her a gold digging liar if it was one of their players.

I didn't want to be the first to ask. What is that, Jezebel, is that a gaping ass? It's a gaping ass isn't it.

How bout now?

Um, guys, what is happening over here?

Now I would, twice.

NOTE: he would, almost certainly, play a bad song on acoustic guitar both before and after

i laughed when they offered $5.5k for mine...gladly took that cash and RAN

True story: a (former) friend watched my dog for a week and had pretty loosey-goosey attitudes toward, you know, watching my dog. One day he let the dog out, but then got distracted by a bumble bee, I dunno, and just left him out. Not tied up, not fenced in.

Best piece of prose by far